Twitter Fiction

Apple Ginger Rolls – An R Rated Recipe

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May 22, 2010
Apple Ginger Rolls – An R Rated Recipe

(For the dough) 1 cup warm milk (110 degrees F/45 degrees C) 2 eggs, room temperature 1/3 cup margarine, melted 4 1/2 cups bread flour 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup white sugar 2 1/2 teaspoons instant dry yeast (For the filling) 3/4 cup brown sugar, packed ¼ cup white sugar 2 tablespoons ground ginger...
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Amnesia’s Heart

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May 14, 2010
Amnesia’s Heart

There was once a little girl whose father was a wicked wizard who could turn gold into dross and back again. She, of course knew nothing of this. She lived in a grand house on a grand hill, in a grand city. One day, an old man came to the house to speak to...
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Extremely Filthy Haiku

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March 17, 2010
Extremely Filthy Haiku

For those of you who visit my blog, but aren’t on twitter, or don’t follow me there, I thought I’d offer you the product of a mad twitter Haiku binge that played itself out on our main timeline this morning. Primarily it started as a duel between @mols_erotica and myself, using the #haikunastiness hashtag....
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Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 4

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March 16, 2010
Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 4

That first thrust felt so fucking good. Everything I had imagined it would be. Fiercely hot, impossibly tight – she had the angriest cunt I’d ever been in. It was monstrous, delicious. I ploughed into her over and over, bracing myself against the back of the sofa, lifting her until the blood rushed to...
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Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 3

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March 15, 2010
Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 3

It took me a moment to work up an appropriate reaction. My cock twitched to life, like the predicable, mindless moron it was. I took in the display: the petulant expression beneath the tangle of curls; her nipples, small and nearly black against the skin of her small breasts; her hips canted, pushing out...
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Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 2

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March 14, 2010
Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 2

There was no way to read her acceptance. I puzzled it as we walked along the wide, silent boulevard. The pride of the French who had colonized the place, Le Duan was deserted at midnight. Only the occasional passing motorcycle shot through the thick, humid silence. We didn’t talk and, every so often, I...
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Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 1

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March 12, 2010
Twitter Fiction: What You Want (#twittersmut) Part 1

Writer’s note: This has been slightly edited from its original Twittered version, because writing on the fly is fun, but not as polished as I can bear allowing to live on my site. “This is what you want, isn’t it?” she said, tugging my hand down the front of her skirt and pressing it...
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Twitterfiction: My Bloody Valentine (A Romance of Sorts)

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February 14, 2010
Twitterfiction: My Bloody Valentine (A Romance of Sorts)

@_Monocle_ (Raziel Moore) and I started to construct this little piece of back and forth Twitter fiction just as an exercise to get over our respective writing blocks. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Twitter, it requires that the users post each post in 140 characters or less, so the writing is...
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Twitter Fiction: 10 Legs Good, 2 Legs Bad

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January 29, 2010
Twitter Fiction: 10 Legs Good, 2 Legs Bad

Once upon a time, there was a alien who looked a great deal like a giant insect. He came to earth in search of a mate. He trolled the bars for a while, but that didn’t really go down well. Being very arthropod-like in appearance, he got rejected often, and usually quite rudely. He...
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Twitterotica: Not in the Manual

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December 29, 2009

Being dead, I noticed stuff. The guy who moved into the apartment was a little guarded. He moved in on his own and, although no one ever came over, he still closed the bedroom door to undress. Not that the door poses a challenge for me. I’m just saying. For the first few weeks,...
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