These days, I wax, but only out of nostalgia.
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Lydia considered fate had been inexplicably kind to her. She’d survived the 90’s with nothing more than a mild case of chlamydia.
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Gilles was French. But he bathed with surprising regularity.
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On her return from the launderette, Jackie discovered strange missives scrawled on the cotton gussets of her knickers. One said: “Repent. The End is Nigh.”
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Now that masturbation had become fashionable, Russel eschewed all other sexual pursuits.
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It’s amazing how forlorn a fuck machine can look once the apocalypse has arrived.
Come on. Your turn. Have some fun.
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